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Squirrel you know it's true

Postby smackus maxiumus » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:02 pm

So let's think of all the songs that have the word "girl" in them and replace it with the word "squirrel."

For example, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" would be "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun."
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby Thunder Peel » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:16 pm

Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Long legs and burgundy lips
Squirrels
Dancin' down on Sunset Strip
Squirrels
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat-sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee squirrels ya just can't beat
But they're the best when they're off their feet

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
At the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart

I'm such a good good boy
I just need e new toy
I tell ya what, squrrel
Dance for me, I'll keep you overemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Body Shop. Marble Arch
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Tropicana's where I lost my heart

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby smackus maxiumus » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:49 pm

Well done, sir. I didn't peg you as a Crue fan.
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby Toro » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:03 pm

"My Best Friend's Squirrel"

you're always dancing down the street
with your suede blue eyes
and every new boy that you meet
he doesn't know the real surprise

here she comes again
when she's dancing 'neath the starry sky
she'll make you flip
here she comes again
when she's dancing 'neath the starry sky
you kinda like the way she dips
she's my best friend's Squirrel
she's my best friend's Squirrel
and she used to be mine

you've got your nuclear boots
and your drip dry glove
and when you bite your lip
it's some reaction to love

"My Squirrel"

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside I've got the month of May.

I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My Squirrel (my Squirrel, my Squirrel)
Talkin' 'bout my Squirrel (my Squirrel).

I've got so much honey the bees envy me.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees.

Well, I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My Squirrel (my Squirrel, my Squirrel)
Talkin' 'bout my Squirrel (my Squirrel).

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh.

I don't need no money, fortune or fame.
I've got all the riches, baby, one man can claim.

Well, I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My Squirrel (my Squirrel, my Squirrel)
Talkin' 'bout my Squirrel (my Squirrel).

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
With my Squirrel.
I've even got the month of May
With my Squirrel
Talkin' 'bout
Talkin' 'bout
Talkin' 'bout
My Squirrel
Ooooh
My Squirrel
As long as I can talk about Squirrel...

"Jessie's Squirrel"

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a Squirrel
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it!
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
Where can I find her, a rodent like that?

I'll play along with this charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it!
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
Where can I find her, a rodent like that?

Like Jessie's Squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
Where can I find her, a woman...
Where can I find her, a woman like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny; I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?
Tell me why can't I find a woman like that?

You know I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
Where can I find her, a woman like that?

Like Jessie's Squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's Squirrel
I want, I want Jessie's Squirrel


"Ballerina Squirrel"

Ballerina Squirrel
You are so lovely
With you standing there
I'm so aware
Of how much I care for you
You are more than now
You are for always
I can see in you my dreams come true
Don't you ever go away

You make me feel like
There's nothing I can't do
And when I hold you
I only want to say
I love you

Ballerina Squirrel
The joy you bring me
Every day and night
Holding you tight
How I've waited for your love

Sometimes I've wondered
If you'd ever come my way
Now that I've finally found you
This is where my heart will stay whoa

I'm never gonna break your heart
Never will we drift apart
'Cause all I wanna do
Is share my whole life with you

'Cause you make me feel like
There's nothing I can't do
I guess I finally realized
There's nothing else like loving you

Ballerina Squirrel
You are so lovely
I can see in you
My dreams come true
Don't you ever go away
Ballerina Squirrel...

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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby smackus maxiumus » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:39 pm

I'm going nuts for this.
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby Thunder Peel » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:53 pm

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a squirrel just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it (I liked it).

No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game, just human nature.
It's not what good squirrels do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a squirrel just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it (I liked it).

Us squirrels we are so magical,
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a squirrel just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it (I liked it).
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby Edwards1984 » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:06 am

My Squirrel, my squirrel
Talkin' 'bout my squirrel...


No, too easy...
"And how the Lord has a little left me, how weak do I find myself! O, let it teach me to depend less on myself, to be more humble, and to give more of the praise of my ability to Jesus Christ." Jonathan Edwards (from his journal)
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby OneHappyCookie » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:13 pm

Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a squirrel, little 'ol me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a squirrel, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights

Oh...I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

'Cause I'm just a squirrel I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night I'm just a squirrel,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes

I'm just a squirrel,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype

Oh...I've had it up to here!
Oh...am I making myself clear?
I'm just a squirrel
I'm just a squirrel in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a squirrel, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some

I'm just a squirrel, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to Is making me numb
I'm just a squirrel, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a squirrel, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!!
Oh...I've had it up to here!
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby Thunder Peel » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:42 am

You're in an all-squirrel band
Your futon's second hand
Your parents understand but you don't care
I have a job in a shop
I'm an undercover cop
I make sure the customers aren't thieves
Old at being young
Young at being old
Everything's on hold within our evolution

You're my alternative squirrelfriend
I love you, and now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over

Last night we slept on the lawn
You woke up and I was gone
Back to the dream I dream to leave
My life with her is a bore
A worn-out metaphor
No more surprises up it's sleeve
We're old at being young
Young at being old
Everything's been sold to other's revolutions

You're my alternative squirrelfriend
I love you, and now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over

You live above your dad's four-car garage
With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick
So we can get out of this town 'cause it makes me sick

You're my alternative squirrelfriend
I love you, and now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over
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Re: Squirrel you know it's true

Postby Heather » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:00 am

Oh my gosh, talk about a seriously loud LOL moment!!! You guys crack me up!



"Crazy Squirrel"
By Eli Young Band

Squirrel, why you wanna cry?
You really oughta know that I
Just have to walk away sometimes
We're gonna do what lovers do
We're gonna have a fight or two
But I ain't ever changin' my mind

Crazy Squirrel, don't you know that I love you?
And I wouldn't dream of goin' nowhere
Silly Squirrel, come here, let me hold you
Have I told you lately?
I love you like crazy, Squirrel

Wouldn't last a single day
I'd probably just fade away
Without you, I'd lose my mind
Before you ever came along
I was livin' life all wrong
Smartest thing I ever did was make you all mine

Crazy Squirrel, don't you know that I love you?
And I wouldn't dream of goin' nowhere
Silly Squirrel, come here, let me hold you
Have I told you lately?
I love you like crazy, Squirrel

Crazy Squirrel

Crazy Squirrel, don't you know that I love you?
And I wouldn't dream of goin' nowhere
Silly Squirrel, come here, let me hold you
Have I told you lately,
I love you like

Crazy Squirrel, don't you know that I love you?
And I wouldn't dream of goin' nowhere
Silly Squirrel, come here, let me hold you
Have I told you lately?
I love you like crazy, Squirrel

Like crazy
Crazy Squirrel
Like crazy
Crazy Squirrel
Like crazy
She is clothed with strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. - Proverbs 31:25
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